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Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful? Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?

Pappu: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.

Preeto: I won't marry you, and you know why?
Jeetho: No, I can't think.
Preeto: That's why.

A sign in a cafe: All drinking water in this cafe has been passed by the management.

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