- A FOOLish man tells a woman toSTOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFULwhen her LIPS are CLOSED.
- One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcoholconsumpti on :Before Marriage - Drink whenever youare SAD,After Marriage - Drink whenever youare HAPPY
- Three FASTEST means ofCommunication :1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT totell ANY ONE.
- Love your friends not theirsisters. Love your sisters not theirfriends.
- A man got 2 wishes from GOD. Heasked for the Best wine and BestWoman.Ne xt moment, he had the Best Wine andMother Teresa next to him.Moral : BE SPECIFIC
- What is a BEST and WORST news youcan hear at the SAME time ?It is when your Girl Friend says YOUare the BEST KISSER among all yourFriends.
- Let us be generous like this :Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towardsthem. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Legalone. Ant 3 says : No, we will justthrow him away from our path.Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE himbecause he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
- If you do NOT have a Girl Friend -You are missing SOME thing in yourlife.If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You aremissing EVERY thing in your life.
- Question : When do youCONGRATULATE someone for theirMISTAKE.Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
- When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,PRAY GOD and ask him to free you fromDarkness.Even after you pray, if U R still inDarkness - Please PAY theELECTRICITY BILL.
- Why Government do NOT allow a Manto MARRY 2 Women.Because per Constitution, you can NOTPUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
- "A Ship is always safe at theshore - but that is NOT what it isbuilt for" - Albert Einstein
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