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#Toronto riders were drawn to the International Centre for the March 16-17 motorcycle spring show for the  chance to remember what a two wheeled ride looks like - the snow has kept most away from the fast chrome and rubber rockets. With new and used motorcycles available - including brand new models from Honda and exhibits from top names like Yamaha and Kawasaki there were lots of opportunities to sit on bikes and get a feel for the machines. Open 10am to 5pm on Sunday and you can get a $3 off coupon by email from their website.
The Showbike Builders Competition had over $20,000 in prizes up for grabs and these machines were works of art - everything from the custome accessories, the chrome sculptures and the intricate painting details are all part of the exciting show.
For automotive fans don't forget the upcoming MEGASPEED Custom Car and Truck Show at the International Centre from March 22 to 24, 2013. You can even see Mike Holmes and a Batmobile replica at this year's event.
New Motorcycles – Buy your bike at the show! The Motorcycle SPRINGSHOW is the place to be on March 16th & 17th where four huge halls of the International Centre are filled with all things “Motorcycle.” This latest expansion means larger displays of the new 2013 model motorcycles including touring and cruising bikes, street bikes, sportbikes, offroad bikes, scooters, customs and more. Huge Dealer Displays: Looking for your next motorcycle, there will be great deals on non-current models too. Huge Superstores: With riding season right around the corner, shopping for all the great bargains on helmets, boots, gloves and riding apparel is easy with the huge selection at the superstores. Bikes of the Century display: The Vintage “Bikes of the Century” display will feature significant bikes from invited clubs & private owners as well as Vincent Motorcycles from the Bar Hodgson Collection. Showbikes: The Showbike Builders Competition features top customs competing for over $20,000 in cash and awards. Entertainment Stages: Show goers can check out features such as Fashion Shows by Terez Leathers , racer autograph sessions and more. Special Guests: Meet special guests: racers, celebrities, authors, builders and other motorcycle personalities. Used Bike Market: There will be great deals on non-current models too: Sell your old bike, buy your new bike! The giant Used Bike Clearance Sale is bigger and better this year for those who are looking to upgrade or shopping for their first bike."


For lovers of motorcycle racing you can head to Canadian Tire Motorsport Park (formerly Mosport) to see the Superbike Doubleheader Weekend from August 9-11, 2013.



Harley-Davidson bikes and patches were seen everywhere as the 110th anniversary of the brand happens in 2013. A lot of women have taken up the call of the open road on two wheeled vehicles and May 3rd, 2013 marks Female Ride Day.

#Toronto can check out some choppers during the weekend Motorcycle Springshow at the International Centre March 16-17, 2013. The big boys like Honda and Kawasaki will be attending the show with massive exhibitions of two wheeled models. This is Honda's first time in attendance with a corporate booth that can be found in hall 3 along with their 2013 500 Series and Gold Wing F6B bikes.
"The 25th Annual Toronto Motorcycle SPRINGSHOW, Presented by Dalton Timmis, runs Saturday, March 16th from 10am to 9pm, and Sunday, March 17th from 10am to 5pm. The International Centre is located at 6900 Airport Road. Admission is $18 for adults; $5 for youths under 12, free for children under 6, and Parking is Always Free. Visit www.motorcyclespringshow.com for more information to purchase advance tickets, download a $3 off discount coupon or to be an exhibitor at the show."

The show that is guaranteed to warm up your chilly winter booty @SexapaloozaShows comes back to town May 1-3 at the International Centre. The crowds are fun, so much so that fun toys are a nice part of the show, and the intimate lighting makes the show a nice place to bring the friends and loved ones. I found a lovely visitor named Marilyn, pictured above, enjoying this year's event.

"Looking for something new? Interesting? Maybe a little risque? Come to Sexapalooza this weekend in Toronto for all of that and more. Take in a few seminars or sit back for an erotic video. Stop by and play in the dungeon. When you're ready, head on over to the main stage with a drink in hand to take in the sinful sights. Ask our knowledgeable exhibitors how to revamp your love life with new products and bedroom tricks. Everything you are hoping for and more at Sexapalooza Toronto 2013!"
Don't forget to grab the show guide where you can find tips on shower sex, places to enjoy a quickie, words that turn guys on and a questionnaire on sub vs dom, with advice on how to be kinky. The show had an erotic art gallery, a sex museum and a popular dungeon sponsored by Mild to Wild. An alley of Fantasy had large photos with cutout where you could stick you face in for great photo opportunities. Also appearing on stage were exotic male dancing by Canadian Hot Bods.









Show seminars were informative and titillating with subjects like the female operation manual (for him), tips to being master lover, how to enjoy sex more and the art of the orgasm. There was also an educational video room if you wanted to watch some flicks on toys, exploring, oral and guilty pleasures.